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god this site is so unreliable it’s almost amusing this is the first time i’ve managed to reach it in like 3 months lmao
R: 7 / I: 3 (sticky)
if one of you retards necroposts on a 5 month old thread again i am going to fucking lose it
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Hey Magi, can you send me a tutroial on how to install Vichan? I wanna make my own imageboard
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Could you block this guy?

This guy's posting asshole picks in some of the boards. Hopefully it gets removed before people see this post. Please Help
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This site is being fatally spammed with pizza and whatnot, you retard zoomer "admin". Stop e-sucking your discord e-boyfriends' dicks and do something about it, or at least open applications for jannies.
R: 3 / I: 1
happy 2 year anniversary ig

it feels weird knowing that back when I made this site back in middle school and in a couple weeks i’ll be old enough to (legally) drink. either way tell me what you want changed/added and i’ll probably implement it, as a a treat.
R: 1 / I: 1
looks like I finally got around to getting the site back up, so I think a short explanation is in order; my ISP suddenly decided to change my ip last month (around mid april i think) and i was far too busy to even check the site, let alone log in to cloudflare.

i know this is like our 7th long blackout in our less than 2 years of existence but I’ll try my best to make sure it doesn’t happen again
R: 2 / I: 0

kill me

why do i feel shit in my vaccinated arm?
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I haven't checked out this website in like a year, and I was curious about how it is. And it's shit.
I think this is caused by the fact that the admin is a retarded disc*rd zoomer who bans nsfw and politics instead of actual abysmal garbage like frogs, w*jacks, normalfag/3DPD shit, etc.
R: 3 / I: 1
what the fuck happened to this place
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I'm sorry.

Almost two months ago, I was temporarily forced out of my home and shut down the site due to a lack of jannies. This wasn't the first time this happened, but it felt different; liberating, almost.

This site has become a responsibility for me and doesn't bring me the joy it once used to. Hosting an image board on the little british microcomputer on my desk is no longer a novel or interesting affair, it's become yet another menial task. I used to check on this website almost daily, but after my first absence, i was forced to bring it back to life myself. I dreaded visiting this url, and days of absence turned into weeks, and once it was time to leave the country and was forced to face what it had become, i finally decided to simply turn it off to get it off my back.

Now that christmas season is approaching and i have more time than i once had, i decided to give it one last chance. The old threads are all way past the one month necroposting threshold, and even the cp spammers have moved on. I won't be here to help you, but i trust that you guys can do something with this site's rotting corpse.

Start new threads, tell your friends, and contact me on discord (enigmaticpersona) if you're interested in moderating in my place. Good luck.
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So uh, the site was down for a really long time and we get no update? Can we at least get a Discord or Guilded that hosts emergency updates…
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What’s going on with the site? I can’t seem to reply to threads unless i use incognito.
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Hey Magi when are we gonna get an occult/paranormal/conspiracy board?
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Is there a patreon to support this site?
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I did it guys, I fixed the database.

Now you should be able to post on /b/ again.
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About the past month

Apologies for the downtime anons; I had to take the site down for the month because I was on vacation and couldn't find a suitable janny to take over during my absence.

Either way, if you're interested in applying, please contact me at [email protected]
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it’s so over

As I’m sure you already know, we’ve recently been hit with a second soyjak.party raid that wiped the /b/ board.

Unfortunately, i failed to back up the site during my absence, which means that all /b/ threads from the past month or so have been completely wiped.

However, the good news is that I figured out a way to append the /b/ board from the month-old backup to the current mysql database, so the other boards should be unaffected.

also most of the posts are archived at https://web.archive.org/web/20230617114948/https://comfychan.org/all/ so there’s that
R: 1 / I: 0
Stupid question, what is this error?

Im 16 and the rules didnt say anything about 18+
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I hate this automated error. How the hell does my post look automated
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Yo Magi? does this site have an offical twitter of other social media?
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1 year anniversary (AMA thread)

Exactly one year ago, the link to a small imageboard going by the name of classichan was posted to 4chan. What started a week earlier as a thread on r9k quickly evolved into a small discord server, and after about only about a week of “development” (troubleshooting broken dependencies), it was finally live.

Since then, the site has seen countless changes and redesigns, and yet, through thick and thin, you guys have stayed here and kept this place alive, despite my complete neglect of the site. And so now, to make up for it, I think it’s about time I do something big for you guys. In the following month(s), I will try to add some major improvements to the site. But in the meanwhile, I think it’s time for an AMA.

So make yourself comfortable, take a sip of the complimentary cool aid, and ask me whatever you want.
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Does this website have no WEBM support…?
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Did the mods fucking die or something? There's been pizza on this site for several days now.
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why does every time i post it say i make a violation
wtf i do
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Why is it that when I try to post three images in a thread to get it started I automatically get hit with flood detection Magichan? I just want to make a comfy aesthetics thread!!!
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guys i get it I fucked up, now stop spamming and necroposting pls thank you
R: 3 / I: 0
So we're currently getting flooded by a butthurt /pol/ user…
R: 3 / I: 1
My brother in shitposting, the thing in /b/ we talked about is still visible in catalog mode with links to illegal shit.
R: 1 / I: 0
How do we report threads, there is currently a thread in /b/ with images of and links to CP. I tried hitting report and all it said was I needed to select something.
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After two consecutive raids in a month, with loads of posts failing to get backed up, this website was left as a shell of it's former self. A website that used to get up to thousand uniques a day reduced to one with 200 at most. I stopped caring ages ago, and it's my neglect that brought the site to it's knees. To those still left: I'm sorry.

However, as if by fucking divine intervention, i got an email from 4chan's advertising "team" (nice try hiroyuki). After completely ignoring my countless emails for about 5 months, I'm told they have a new self serve advertising system. I updated the banner ad from the classichan days and gave it 20 bones, so here's to hoping it sparks some interest in this place.

If you're new here, have fun ig.
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Apologies for the downtime; I had to rewrite every one of my sd cards so they can be used elsewhere. Fortunately, the old sd card that has sat in my pi for years, witnessing the evolution of countless previous projects since their inception, has finally been retired, with a long life of solitude in my desk ahead of it.

As of writing, the site is running on a 32gb card from a psvita, with a brand new 64gb one acting as backup. With this upgrade, I expect the loading times of pages to be significantly improved, as the old card was on the verge of death at a pathetic ~5mb/s, saved only by cloudflare’s convenient caching. I hope we will no longer need to rely on it with the server’s main bottleneck out of the way.
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This website needs banners.
R: 3 / I: 1
did the raid actually kill this site?
R: 3 / I: 2
Place was spammed again last night, so i had to revert to this month-old backup. Apologies.
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Hey, I wish to create a weekly /v/ game. May I have the permission to do so? The automod keeps reporting me, and I don't know why.
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I can't believe I fell for this meme of a website.
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IT'S OVER
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Sites back up guys, sorry for the delay.

A couple hours back, the site got raided by a couple dozen feds saying they were from r/markiplier and spamming hundreds of wojacks on the site, replacing the entire catalog with their retarded jpegs.

Thankfully, their infamous glow gave them off, and the poor 12yr old autists were absolved of any guilt.

As for the site, I simply copied my backup image onto the server and turned it back on, reverting it to a previous state. Unfortunately, the last backup was from September 22, so you might find a fair few threads missing, but there’s nothing i can do about it.

I am going to take some measures to prevent this from happening again in future and will report back when I figure something out. Until then, make a few posts to liven up this antique backup.
R: 37 / I: 12
4chan newfag check-in
>how old are you (we won’t ban you pinky promise)
>any interests, hobbies?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
>anything’s else you wanna say
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QTDDTOT

Questions that don't deserve their own thread.

I start:
Does the admin have a nickname (like m00t)?
Should we choose for him(her?)?
Will the admin create an AMA thread?
Can we create banners and slogans for classichan?
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add the catalog please
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The Daily Comfychan #015

New research on the imageboards has led to a shocking conclusion: 100% of people who begin threads (also known as OP) are homosexual. This applies to every single imageboard, textboard, BBS etc. Indeed, that rule is so prevalent, it even includes me, the owner of TDC! Now ain't that wacky!
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The Daily Comfychan #013

This newspaper is now officially called "The Daily Comfychan" (formerly "The Daily Classichan")!

May the shichifukujin grant enormous fortune!
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The Daily Comfychan #014

In this edition: Magi has finally acquired a capcode! Hooray!

✋︎ ✌︎💣︎ 👌︎☜︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ☟︎☜︎☹︎👎︎ 👍︎✌︎🏱︎❄︎✋︎✞︎☜︎📬︎ 🏱︎☹︎☜︎✌︎💧︎☜︎ ☟︎☜︎☹︎🏱︎ 💣︎☜︎📬︎
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The Daily Comfychan #015

BREAKING NEWS: There is a link to an altchan that contains actual cheese pizza download links in this very board.

MAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIII FIX IT NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!
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Why is my IP being logged for a violation for saying don't watch p o r n for 2 months
R: 9 / I: 2
Add /Co/, please.
R: 12 / I: 1
So what's the thing stopping people here from posting the same things they post on 4chan? Will it be manual or will it be an auto moderator or something similar?
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I was messing around with the site's css and ended up with an interesting redesign that looks suspiciously similar to lainchan.
What do you guys think? I myself think it might be a little too intimidating for newcomers, but it's definitely an improvement.
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The Daily Classichan #012

Hi guys, i was away for a while.
How's the site doing?
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Janny Coverup/Abuse Ring

Proof of janny abuse ring
https://0chan.life/pity
https://twitter.com/UndeadHeal


Took a lil while but I cracked the case finally after drawing the heat and getting set up by them as they set up so many others, we all won. Cept the fucking jannies.
I did it for more than just your site theyre on LCF, and 4chan as well CC and possibly more so thats why Im posting here, not cause I wanna invade spaces.
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Just bought us the new domain at comfychan.org. Pretty fancy, right? An org domain with a name like that means we can gain a bit more legitimacy in the altchan space.

Il keep the old one running but I recommend switching to the new one, as this is the first and only one we legally own and that hopefully won’t ever disappear.
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Please, add /Co/.
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The Daily Classichan #011

In this edition: Classichan gets double dubs!
Not only is this the 11th edition (twice the same number), but edition 10 was the 166th post on /M/!

CHECK 'EM
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Identity crisis

Greetings gents.

Since the very beginning, I was always a little unsure about this sites name; is it “classy-chan” or “classic Chan”? Truthfully, even I don’t know.

That’s why I’m thinking of renaming it to “comfychan”. It’s easy to pronounce, is equally descriptive, and much more related to imageboard culture.

What do you guys think?
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The Daily Classichan #010

>creates daily newspaper
>doesn't update it daily
>refuses to explain himself
>portrays himself as the gigachad
>leaves
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board idea

I've been think about a board idea lately, where you can start a thread, but it gets locked after 5min of no replies, that will probably keep users more active. Can you make that?
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The Daily Classichan#009

In this edition: Webmaster, in a statement regarding the broken toolbar (covered in Issue #008), vowed to fix the broken links "in about a week".
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The Daily Classichan #008

In this edition: half of the links in the toolbar (highlighted in the image) are broken, and lead to a 404 page.
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The Daily Classichan #007

this site is clinging on to dear life and you all know it
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The Daily Classichan #006

>BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>BRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
>BLAAAAAAAAAART
>PHHHHBTBTBTBTBBTBTBRRRRRRRAAAAAP
poopoo funny
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The Daily Classichan #005 (I DIDN'T MISS A DAY I'M ON A DIFFERENT TIMEZONE I SWEAR)

i almost forgor to post here 💀
it can't be called "The Daily Classichan" if I don't post daily

>inb4 "yes you missed one day"

i'm on a different timezone so it still counts fgt
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The Daily Classichan #004

cute little kitty
look at it
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The Daily Classichan #003

In this edition: Classichan users show their creative side in the Punisher Face thread, located here: https://classichan.tk/F/res/32.html
Coincidentally, another creativity thread also exists in the same board, located here: https://classichan.tk/F/res/101.html

And now, a message from Webmaster:
>please someone make original content it can be anything i beg you
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The Daily Classichan #001

BREAKING NEWS: the TDC Network has just received news that Resident Glowie, Classichan's most notorious namefag, has commited suicide only 5 minutes ago. Below is a recording of their last words, taken by an anonymous user (WARNING: GRAPHIC):

>Hey guys, what if I created an identity on an anonymous imageboard, and centered it entirely around having a name? Wouldn't that be funn-AAACK!
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The Daily Classichan #002

In this edition: a man refuses to stop shilling his almost dead podcast, targeting and derailing multiple threads on /b/, including the renowned 'Zellig Thread. A reporter for TDC revealed that, despite having done this since 2008, he shows absolutely zero signs of improvement whatsoever.
The TDC Network prefers to keep him anonymous, as to not give him the advertisement he clearly craves.

Webmaster, in an exclusive interview with a TDC reporter, issued this piece of advice:

>If anyone ever sees the guy and his dumb shilling, what you gotta do is you gotta sagebomb the [EXPLETIVE] outta that [EXPLETIVE].


In other news: Resident Glowie, famous namefag presumed to be dead, is revealed to have survived his suicide attempt. He went in public yesterday (07/09), with the following statement:

>I got better, just a flesh wound.
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Should I make a Classichan newspaper?
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Get more mods

Get more jannies/mods, this is a cool site and i don't want it to become a unmod hell of CP (CP has been posted on /b/ and is still up). Add a report system which I know vichan has. This site is one of the best in a while please get more mods and add a report system.
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I think classichan is a banned word on 4chan, tried to share a link.
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Good job on the new website!

I guess instead of Yotsuba, the mascot is Lain this time. I'd axe it, personally. Next time don't advertise on 4chan and make the website invite only. Also make your mascot a little more upbeat, like picrel.
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hello from wapchan.org!

ran across this site earlier, like the look and feel. i run https://wapchan.org , a board with a similar sort of goal to yours (though more focused around retro content). good luck on your site!
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Anyway to donate to the site in the future to keep the hardware relevant and able to handle future traffic would love to donate 20-50 in the future when I get my coming up raise. I know times are hard on everyone but if we can help make the site better why not you know.

>Only bring this up because I dont see any ads and dont want this to become a cesspool of ads and shit
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New board mascot
R: 7 / I: 1
please make a dark mode theme, think about my eyes
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Hello
Saw the advertisement for this site on 4chan, it’s one of the only ads that actually caught my attention
Very nice site, I’ll be visiting regularly from now on
I had a question though: are you going to allow users to post from VPNs, through Tor, etc.? Or will you make it like normal 4chan where they are all rangebanned?
Sorry if this question has been asked before, I didn’t see it
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Let’s Pokémon go to the polls!

I set up a pole so you guys can pick what board is getting added next due to popular demand

https://strawpoll.com/polls/GJn4G18Ozyz
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Could we have a traditional games board, please?
R: 1 / I: 0
Add a way to browse the boards when you're inside a board?
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Add HTTPS. Add HTTPS. Add HTTPS.
Change the font to times new roman (12pt) for the true "classic" 4chan aesthetic.
Add HTTPS.
Fix the typo in /M/'s subtitle.
Add HTTPS.
Also increase the upload size limit to support gifs.
Oh, also, add HTTPS.
R: 4 / I: 3
How are planing to get more users?
R: 2 / I: 1
I hate it here
R: 3 / I: 0
What all is allowed on this site? Can I post gore and other repulsive things here like I can on 4chan provided that it isnt political?