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>wake up
>still be European


At least i don't have to give 50% of my income to the government with no ability to write them off or avoid them in any way.


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>wake up
>have foreskin
>have no worries about affording healthcare
>have no worries about getting shot

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>get buried in an iron chariot
>god can't touch me and therefore can't send me to hell


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this you?


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Which god are you writing about?

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PROPHECY– The Punishment Of My Evil Elites

"The WEF has got to go, My son. It is evil. I will eradicate it from the Earth. Its leaders are evil; they want to destroy the planet. I will eradicate them. I will destroy them all. The evil elite will be destroyed from off the face of the Earth. I will destroy all who want to destroy humanity. They are evil. Expect their elimination. Tell all they will be destroyed. I will depopulate them from off the planet. They have to go. Tell all that they will fail in their attempt to start World War 3; I will destroy them; they have got to go. A blight they are, destroying humanity with evil drugs, vaccines, and all manner of wickedness. Their technology will not go far; I will destroy them. Their AI machines will fail their objectives; all the works of Satan will fail. They give themselves unto the Devil; destroy them I will. Their wealth will fail them in the end, fail to rescue them from the evil calamities coming. The LORD has spoken. Amen and amen. Distribute far and wide."

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Do crayons taste good?


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This thread was sponsored by the US Navy


its the marines who eat crayons not the faggot midshipmen


clearly marines psyop

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would you date chris chan if he was cis female?
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i've done worse tbh


Better question, would anybody date LIQUID chris if he were cis female?
Also no, i dont wanna date people as retarded and socially inept as me


No shit anon, liquid chris was a perfectly normal member of society and currently has a loving wife


no because he has something against people with aspergers for some reason despite being an autist and since im a sperg it would just make life hard.


what has possessed you to make this post. why would anyone want to date chris chan in any form, there is no appeal in being a retard fuck who is greasy and fat and sits in their room making faggot sonic comics and jerking off to their mother.

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what would you do in this situation?


wake up


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put it on the group chat retard


just send it to him anonymously or send her messages anonymously threatening to send it to her son and expose her if she doesn't sit down and explain the situation to her first


WTF the world is hopeless

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>Rule 1. don't post anything against Qatari law
>Article 2. of Qatar's constitution "Qatar is an independent sovereign Arab State. Its religion is Islam and Shari'a law shall be a main source of its legislations."



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CGNAT and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race


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I didn't understand a word of that but I wholeheartedly support the shariachan. We'll send those CP spammers to the hell. 72 loli waifus wait us.


translation: magi cannot host the website from his own network since he's a europoor and his country could only afford 1 ip per gay commune

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Why do I feel so good listening to his music?


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incelcore has risen, billions must feel



not even the best incelcore artist


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FBF is the best

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what are you gonna do this halloween?


Nothing. You?

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Is there any magic to succeed or have something accomplished? I'm not crazy


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narcissistic delusions aren’t gonna get you anywhere, take the godpill already anon


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Read The Book of Saint Cyprian, and your problems will be solved

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>be me
>fall in love
>remember you have no chance with her



Same.The worst part is that all members of my family and friends are in romantic relationships.It like they are superior or something.

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What the fuck was his problem?


>gets criticized once
>fucking dies


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>wow this walt guy sure is an asshole, I probably shouldn’t cook meth with my former high school students

> An incompetent lawyer…. AND an asshole? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady… *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~


Is that Akidearest, I'd stretch her out…

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>mfw ryan gosling predicted redditors


he's literally me


unironically one of his best roles


what's the movie


lars and the real girl, it’s a kino mid-2000s comedy

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post images or webms that make you feel cozy


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photo mode is my favorite gamemode


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what's the worst thing you've seen put on pizza?


brazilian pizza is amazing anon. ik that it looks bad and that it's not "real pizza" but it tastes good regardless.


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sausage tbh. pineapple honestly doesn't stand out as much as you'd think (the sweetness pairs well with the sauce) but american "sausage" absolutely has the ability to ruin pizza.


I would like to recommend anyone reading this to try banana on pizza.
It's very common here in Sweden, and it tastes way better than you think. The sweetness pairs well with the sauce just like pineapple (>>2103)


try it

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what’s the male equivalent of a big altima energy?


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Definitely stanced japanese shitboxes


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hellcats are altimas with longer loans

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Is Magister cute?


U mean the owner of this site?



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Magi, post tits now

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how do i lose my virginity? without committing a crime lol. detail, I'm ugly, I don't have friends and I'm unemployed :(


>I'm ugly
find someone uglier


>I'm ugly, I don't have friends
don't listen to the other reply, just focus on yourself and try working on your issues. everything else will come naturally.


why are you so fixated on losing your virginity? assuming you lost it, would your life be any different? s ex isn't what it's chalked up to be. you'd be disappointed.

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>don’t be me
>fucking hates himself

>takes a piss

> tried to get it out but nothing happens
>gives up
>pee tries to get in underwear
>tries to get it to the uneril
>doesn’t do that
>I surrender
>pee goes into underwear


IM FUCKING 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is the op here

I normally somehow struggle with every day task

I just don’t fucking think

I always get told to brush my teeth daily

Mabey im too addicted to my computer idk


Op again,

I’ve heard that being lonely can cause serious mental problems. Idk if that was incident was one of the effects

I wanna be alone so people can be their own hero

I rarely have any people I’d hang out with

If I’m board , I will just play Minecraft with them and then call it a day


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i had a stroke trying to read this


Going number 2 must be a nightmare.

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>be Elon Musk
>smoke crack
>remove block button except for dms
>people commit suicide or delete account
>moves back to tumblr or Reddit


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>people commit suicide or delete account


survival of the fittest my friend


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I appreciate his efforts to drive the tumblr elements out of the website but the crypto nerds taking their place aren't much better


I'm enjoying the gradual meltdown of twitter. It's a simple business to run. all he had to do was not make stupid changes and rebrand but he couldnt resist. he never got over paypal rejecting his x.com thing. i'm glad its dying. twitter almost single handed ruined internet culture. I say almost because we can't forget /pol/, reddit, the NSA, and as-sahab role in ruining this place. I just wonder what dumb decision elon will make next.

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What are y’all gonna do in this situation?


>zombie apocalypse
>humanity crumbles
>the internet just stops and electricity becomes a scarce resource

>I haven't finished the NGE rebuilds

Probably jump off a cliff

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If politicians continue to be swayed by pseudointellectual boomers like elon there's a very real chance that access to enthusiast-class gpu's like the rtx4090 will be limited to large corporations because "muh ai!".


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The only thing the west has going for it in the trade war is their semiconductor industry.

There's no way they'd give that up even if it did actually pose a threat.


this implies that boomers in government are smart enough to know what's in their best interest


The Iraq war proved the boomers in congress will vote for anything the media fearmongers and big corporations tell them to, even if it makes no logical sense.

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Give me a hikikomori girl right now! I want a hikikomori girl ASAP!


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>what’s wrong anon? didn't you want a neetpilled femcel hikkimomori gf?


Yes! Anyone! Anything pleaseeee!!!!!

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Should we bring MLG back?
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The MLG culture isn't there anymore. Doesn't make sense to bring the parody back.




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>IT is here


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never forget what they took from you


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man i miss the dollar menu, other countries don't know how good they have it.

6$ meal deal was alright too I guess


fast food meals are a scam.

just get a cheap burger (deluxe cheeseburger/double cheeseburger/mcchicken) and one of those dirt cheap ice cream cones.

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