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 No.2379[Reply]

I just saw the cutest female ever outside and it ruined my fucking life.

 No.2381

>>2379
Same i know the feeling

 No.2384

>>2379
chad only until her single motherhood sorry u had to learn it like this



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 No.2346[Reply]

it's over for washingtonsisters…

 No.2382

>>2346
Go back to the sharty swede this board died many months ago



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 No.2371[Reply]

CHRISTIAN BOOKS COLLECTION PDF.zip 1.5 GB Download

https://archive.org/details/christian-books-collection-pdf


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 No.2350[Reply]

anyone wanna cam with a femboy?
add me on discord
sys.temd
pic rel


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 No.2339[Reply]

ill figure it out soon

 No.2342

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>>2339
>ill figure it out soon
no you won't dumbass that's not how it works

 No.2344

>>2339
post nudes first

 No.2412

>>2342
>that's not how it works
How does it work?



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 No.2326[Reply]

first thread of the year

 No.2327

2024 is going to be crazy ICL. this is going to be one of those years you dont forget.



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 No.2321[Reply]

I would like to see all you anons have a happy new year

 No.2325

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>>2321
it’s been a long year /b/



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 No.2316[Reply]

Why is 4channel kill?

 No.2318

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>>2316
because all people my age left and now we only have zoomers pretending



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 No.2296[Reply]

Welcome all to the eve thread.

Share Christmas plans, what you're up to, or not.
This is just a comfy thread to talk about all things end of year amongst other bots.
Are you looking forward to Christmas?
If not, why not?
Do you have a New Years resolution?
Good vibes only.

 No.2297

>>2296
looking forward to a meet-up with friends this week.
gonna go with the typical "lose weight" resolution. will cut out soda and start with some basic workout, hopefully I will be able to lose a couple pounds by february next year

 No.2298

>>2297
My New Year’s resolution is to lose weight as well. Currently, I'm at 215lbs with a height of 5'10". My goal is to reach 180lbs by summer. Planning to kick off with regular cycling sessions, about 4-5 times a week starting January. Thinking about hitting the gym once I've made some progress. Let's see how it goes.

 No.2299

>>2296
Pretty excited tbh, I'm gonna watch one of those crappy hallmark Christmas movies with my family christmas eve, and maybe play some board games after.



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 No.2284[Reply]

>wake up
>still be European

 No.2286

>>2284
At least i don't have to give 50% of my income to the government with no ability to write them off or avoid them in any way.

 No.2289

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>>2286
>wake up
>have foreskin
>have no worries about affording healthcare
>have no worries about getting shot



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 No.2274[Reply]

>get buried in an iron chariot
>god can't touch me and therefore can't send me to hell

 No.2280

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>>2274
this you?

 No.2283

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 No.2413

>>2274
Which god are you writing about?



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 No.2279[Reply]

PROPHECY– The Punishment Of My Evil Elites

"The WEF has got to go, My son. It is evil. I will eradicate it from the Earth. Its leaders are evil; they want to destroy the planet. I will eradicate them. I will destroy them all. The evil elite will be destroyed from off the face of the Earth. I will destroy all who want to destroy humanity. They are evil. Expect their elimination. Tell all they will be destroyed. I will depopulate them from off the planet. They have to go. Tell all that they will fail in their attempt to start World War 3; I will destroy them; they have got to go. A blight they are, destroying humanity with evil drugs, vaccines, and all manner of wickedness. Their technology will not go far; I will destroy them. Their AI machines will fail their objectives; all the works of Satan will fail. They give themselves unto the Devil; destroy them I will. Their wealth will fail them in the end, fail to rescue them from the evil calamities coming. The LORD has spoken. Amen and amen. Distribute far and wide."


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 No.2249[Reply]

Do crayons taste good?

 No.2252

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>>2249
This thread was sponsored by the US Navy

 No.2254

>>2252
its the marines who eat crayons not the faggot midshipmen

 No.2264

>>2254
clearly marines psyop



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 No.2237[Reply]

would you date chris chan if he was cis female?
1 post omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.2240

>>2237
i've done worse tbh

 No.2242

Better question, would anybody date LIQUID chris if he were cis female?
Also no, i dont wanna date people as retarded and socially inept as me

 No.2243

>>2242
No shit anon, liquid chris was a perfectly normal member of society and currently has a loving wife

 No.2256

no because he has something against people with aspergers for some reason despite being an autist and since im a sperg it would just make life hard.

 No.2262

what has possessed you to make this post. why would anyone want to date chris chan in any form, there is no appeal in being a retard fuck who is greasy and fat and sits in their room making faggot sonic comics and jerking off to their mother.



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 No.2216[Reply]

what would you do in this situation?

 No.2219

>>2216
wake up

 No.2220

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>>2216
put it on the group chat retard

 No.2221

just send it to him anonymously or send her messages anonymously threatening to send it to her son and expose her if she doesn't sit down and explain the situation to her first

 No.2255

WTF the world is hopeless



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 No.2223[Reply]

>Rule 1. don't post anything against Qatari law
>Article 2. of Qatar's constitution "Qatar is an independent sovereign Arab State. Its religion is Islam and Shari'a law shall be a main source of its legislations."

SHARIACHAN???

 No.2229

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>>2223
CGNAT and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race

 No.2234

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>>2229
I didn't understand a word of that but I wholeheartedly support the shariachan. We'll send those CP spammers to the hell. 72 loli waifus wait us.

 No.2236

>>2234
translation: magi cannot host the website from his own network since he's a europoor and his country could only afford 1 ip per gay commune



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 No.2161[Reply]

Why do I feel so good listening to his music?

 No.2164

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>>2161
incelcore has risen, billions must feel

 No.2166


 No.2171

>>2161
not even the best incelcore artist

 No.2194

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>>2171

FBF is the best



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 No.2182[Reply]

what are you gonna do this halloween?

 No.2188

Nothing. You?



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 No.2156[Reply]

Is there any magic to succeed or have something accomplished? I'm not crazy

 No.2159

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>>2156
narcissistic delusions aren’t gonna get you anywhere, take the godpill already anon

 No.2160

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>>2156
Read The Book of Saint Cyprian, and your problems will be solved



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 No.2150[Reply]

>be me
>fall in love
>remember you have no chance with her
>cry

 No.2157

>>2150

Same.The worst part is that all members of my family and friends are in romantic relationships.It like they are superior or something.



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 No.2127[Reply]

What the fuck was his problem?

 No.2133

>>2127
>gets criticized once
>fucking dies

 No.2138

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>>2127
>>2133
>wow this walt guy sure is an asshole, I probably shouldn’t cook meth with my former high school students

> An incompetent lawyer…. AND an asshole? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady… *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

 No.2141

>>2138
Is that Akidearest, I'd stretch her out…



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 No.2120[Reply]

>mfw ryan gosling predicted redditors

 No.2121

>>2120
he's literally me

 No.2123

>>2120
unironically one of his best roles

 No.2124

>>2120
what's the movie

 No.2126

>>2124
lars and the real girl, it’s a kino mid-2000s comedy



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 No.2078[Reply]

post images or webms that make you feel cozy

 No.2079

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 No.2080

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 No.2085

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>>2078
photo mode is my favorite gamemode

 No.2115

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 No.2097[Reply]

what's the worst thing you've seen put on pizza?

 No.2100

>>2097
brazilian pizza is amazing anon. ik that it looks bad and that it's not "real pizza" but it tastes good regardless.

 No.2103

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>>2097
sausage tbh. pineapple honestly doesn't stand out as much as you'd think (the sweetness pairs well with the sauce) but american "sausage" absolutely has the ability to ruin pizza.

 No.2108

>>2097
I would like to recommend anyone reading this to try banana on pizza.
It's very common here in Sweden, and it tastes way better than you think. The sweetness pairs well with the sauce just like pineapple (>>2103)

>eww

try it



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 No.2082[Reply]

what’s the male equivalent of a big altima energy?

 No.2086

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>>2082
Definitely stanced japanese shitboxes

 No.2096

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>>2082
hellcats are altimas with longer loans



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