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Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 05:40:46 No.1[Reply]

This is a test

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 09:17:01 No.2

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We're all tests

Anonymous 05/13/22 (Fri) 09:36:49 No.3

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>>2
A test has a clear purpose. It’s a means to an end.

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 18:03:30 No.1999 [Reply]

MAGI THERES CP IN THE BOARD

His name is ghrf. ban em please

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Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 05:37:48 No.2002

Why does this keep happening?

Anonymous 05/28/23 (Sun) 11:49:29 No.2003

btw magi theres more.

its just anon

Anonymous 05/29/23 (Mon) 21:05:32 No.2009

>>2000
check!

Anonymous 12/05/23 (Tue) 01:25:43 No.2214

Buttholocausted roastie.

Anonymous 12/05/23 (Tue) 01:25:56 No.2215

Buttholocausted roastie.

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do magic heavenwick 10/08/23 (Sun) 04:50:27 No.2156 [Reply]

Is there any magic to succeed or have something accomplished? I'm not crazy

Anonymous 10/08/23 (Sun) 16:49:52 No.2159

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>>2156
narcissistic delusions aren’t gonna get you anywhere, take the godpill already anon

Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon) 02:57:25 No.2160

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>>2156
Read The Book of Saint Cyprian, and your problems will be solved

Anonymous 12/05/23 (Tue) 00:41:23 No.2213

>>2159
>the God pill
>not literally a narcissistic delusion
Anon i…

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Anonymous 08/22/23 (Tue) 02:59:48 No.2060 [Reply]

What are y’all gonna do in this situation?

Anonymous 08/22/23 (Tue) 09:54:47 No.2061

>>2060
>zombie apocalypse
>humanity crumbles
>the internet just stops and electricity becomes a scarce resource

>I haven't finished the NGE rebuilds

Probably jump off a cliff

Anonymous 12/05/23 (Tue) 00:39:32 No.2212

Am I the new Hitler dancing my victory and everyone's heiling me?

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Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon) 03:38:45 No.2161 [Reply]

Why do I feel so good listening to his music?

Anonymous 10/10/23 (Tue) 04:23:12 No.2164

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>>2161
incelcore has risen, billions must feel

Anonymous 10/11/23 (Wed) 06:35:43 No.2166

>>2161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fmiAmoiE4M

Anonymous 10/15/23 (Sun) 03:18:30 No.2171

>>2161
not even the best incelcore artist

Anonymous 11/09/23 (Thu) 18:28:59 No.2194

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>>2171

FBF is the best

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Anonymous 10/24/23 (Tue) 21:10:30 No.2182 [Reply]

what are you gonna do this halloween?

Anonymous 11/07/23 (Tue) 01:58:27 No.2188

Nothing. You?

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Anonymous 10/07/23 (Sat) 01:08:37 No.2150 [Reply]

>be me
>fall in love
>remember you have no chance with her
>cry

comfyseba 10/08/23 (Sun) 05:59:42 No.2157

>>2150

Same.The worst part is that all members of my family and friends are in romantic relationships.It like they are superior or something.

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Anonymous 09/22/23 (Fri) 20:26:10 No.2127 [Reply]

What the fuck was his problem?

Anonymous 09/25/23 (Mon) 04:56:57 No.2133

>>2127
>gets criticized once
>fucking dies

Anonymous 09/27/23 (Wed) 14:41:12 No.2138

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>>2127
>>2133
>wow this walt guy sure is an asshole, I probably shouldn’t cook meth with my former high school students

> An incompetent lawyer…. AND an asshole? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady… *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri) 09:36:43 No.2141

>>2138
Is that Akidearest, I'd stretch her out…

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Anonymous 09/17/23 (Sun) 19:17:08 No.2120 [Reply]

>mfw ryan gosling predicted redditors

Anonymous 09/18/23 (Mon) 05:24:22 No.2121

>>2120
he's literally me

Anonymous 09/19/23 (Tue) 04:06:04 No.2123

>>2120
unironically one of his best roles

Anonymous 09/19/23 (Tue) 06:47:32 No.2124

>>2120
what's the movie

Anonymous 09/19/23 (Tue) 19:50:25 No.2126

>>2124
lars and the real girl, it’s a kino mid-2000s comedy

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cozy thread Anonymous 08/31/23 (Thu) 10:15:52 No.2078 [Reply]

post images or webms that make you feel cozy

Anonymous 08/31/23 (Thu) 14:51:06 No.2079

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>>2078

Anonymous 08/31/23 (Thu) 21:21:32 No.2080

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>>2078

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 13:35:14 No.2085

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>>2078
photo mode is my favorite gamemode

Anonymous 09/15/23 (Fri) 18:01:09 No.2115

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>>2078

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Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 15:20:57 No.2097 [Reply]

what's the worst thing you've seen put on pizza?

Anonymous 09/07/23 (Thu) 20:31:49 No.2100

>>2097
brazilian pizza is amazing anon. ik that it looks bad and that it's not "real pizza" but it tastes good regardless.

Anonymous 09/08/23 (Fri) 21:07:10 No.2103

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>>2097
sausage tbh. pineapple honestly doesn't stand out as much as you'd think (the sweetness pairs well with the sauce) but american "sausage" absolutely has the ability to ruin pizza.

Anonymous 09/12/23 (Tue) 10:22:30 No.2108

>>2097
I would like to recommend anyone reading this to try banana on pizza.
It's very common here in Sweden, and it tastes way better than you think. The sweetness pairs well with the sauce just like pineapple (>>2103)

>eww
try it

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Anonymous 09/02/23 (Sat) 14:53:29 No.2082 [Reply]

what’s the male equivalent of a big altima energy?

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 13:37:02 No.2086

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>>2082
Definitely stanced japanese shitboxes

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 15:15:59 No.2096

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>>2082
hellcats are altimas with longer loans

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Anonymous 08/27/23 (Sun) 20:48:26 No.2068 [Reply]

Is Magister cute?

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 10:13:36 No.2069

U mean the owner of this site?

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 23:32:51 No.2075

>>2068
Yes

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 09:01:58 No.2093

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Magi, post tits now

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lose is virginity heavenwick 09/03/23 (Sun) 04:44:47 No.2083 [Reply]

how do i lose my virginity? without committing a crime lol. detail, I'm ugly, I don't have friends and I'm unemployed :(

Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun) 17:43:27 No.2088

>>2083
>I'm ugly
find someone uglier

Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon) 19:35:20 No.2090

>>2083
>I'm ugly, I don't have friends
don't listen to the other reply, just focus on yourself and try working on your issues. everything else will come naturally.

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 11:02:00 No.2091

why are you so fixated on losing your virginity? assuming you lost it, would your life be any different? s ex isn't what it's chalked up to be. you'd be disappointed.

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Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 15:18:00 No.2071 [Reply]

>don’t be me
>fucking hates himself

>takes a piss
> tried to get it out but nothing happens
>gives up
>pee tries to get in underwear
>tries to get it to the uneril
>doesn’t do that
>I surrender
>pee goes into underwear

WHY THE FUCK AM I HAVING THIS PROBLEM????

IM FUCKING 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 15:27:06 No.2072

This is the op here

I normally somehow struggle with every day task

I just don’t fucking think

I always get told to brush my teeth daily

Mabey im too addicted to my computer idk

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 15:32:53 No.2073

Op again,

I’ve heard that being lonely can cause serious mental problems. Idk if that was incident was one of the effects

I wanna be alone so people can be their own hero

I rarely have any people I’d hang out with

If I’m board , I will just play Minecraft with them and then call it a day

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 19:56:30 No.2074

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>>2071
i had a stroke trying to read this

Anonymous 08/29/23 (Tue) 23:33:40 No.2076

>>2071
>>2072
>>2073
Going number 2 must be a nightmare.

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Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 11:08:58 No.2054 [Reply]

>be Elon Musk
>smoke crack
>remove block button except for dms
>people commit suicide or delete account
>moves back to tumblr or Reddit

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 11:22:47 No.2056

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>people commit suicide or delete account

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 17:13:33 No.2057

>>2054
survival of the fittest my friend

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 18:01:58 No.2058

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I appreciate his efforts to drive the tumblr elements out of the website but the crypto nerds taking their place aren't much better

Anonymous 08/25/23 (Fri) 17:32:10 No.2065

I'm enjoying the gradual meltdown of twitter. It's a simple business to run. all he had to do was not make stupid changes and rebrand but he couldnt resist. he never got over paypal rejecting his x.com thing. i'm glad its dying. twitter almost single handed ruined internet culture. I say almost because we can't forget /pol/, reddit, the NSA, and as-sahab role in ruining this place. I just wonder what dumb decision elon will make next.

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Are politicians going to ban high end gpus? Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 12:50:30 No.2049 [Reply]

If politicians continue to be swayed by pseudointellectual boomers like elon there's a very real chance that access to enthusiast-class gpu's like the rtx4090 will be limited to large corporations because "muh ai!".

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 13:06:18 No.2050

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>>2049
The only thing the west has going for it in the trade war is their semiconductor industry.

There's no way they'd give that up even if it did actually pose a threat.

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 18:29:06 No.2051

>>2050
this implies that boomers in government are smart enough to know what's in their best interest

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon) 10:03:32 No.2053

The Iraq war proved the boomers in congress will vote for anything the media fearmongers and big corporations tell them to, even if it makes no logical sense.

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Anonymous 06/10/23 (Sat) 14:26:49 No.2041 [Reply]

Give me a hikikomori girl right now! I want a hikikomori girl ASAP!

Anonymous 06/10/23 (Sat) 15:54:33 No.2043

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>>2041
>what’s wrong anon? didn't you want a neetpilled femcel hikkimomori gf?

Anonymous 06/11/23 (Sun) 03:07:47 No.2044

>>2043
Yes! Anyone! Anything pleaseeee!!!!!

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Anonymous 05/11/23 (Thu) 20:52:51 No.1929 [Reply]

Should we bring MLG back?

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Anonymous 05/16/23 (Tue) 19:53:51 No.1958

The MLG culture isn't there anymore. Doesn't make sense to bring the parody back.

Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 04:03:15 No.1962

>>1934
wrong

Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 07:07:01 No.1968

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>IT is here

Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 21:19:00 No.1970

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Anonymous 06/10/23 (Sat) 10:57:57 No.2040

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Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 04:17:15 No.2027 [Reply]

never forget what they took from you

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 15:24:43 No.2029

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>>2027
man i miss the dollar menu, other countries don't know how good they have it.

6$ meal deal was alright too I guess

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 05:16:09 No.2034

>>2029
fast food meals are a scam.

just get a cheap burger (deluxe cheeseburger/double cheeseburger/mcchicken) and one of those dirt cheap ice cream cones.

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Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed) 23:49:13 No.352 [Reply]

itt: favorite places to be

arcades. not barcades or anything else, just regular old arcades, preferably dark and with 90s and early 00s games. probably my best experiences have been in arcades (like beating god rugal in cvs2 with a bunch of people surrounding me), even though I can't go much because the ones around nowadays are some 2 hours away. miss my old one in my hometown

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Anonymous 06/10/22 (Fri) 02:59:09 No.385

>>356
I have to agree with this

Anonymous 05/04/23 (Thu) 00:23:08 No.1891

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My home, especially my room. The only place I feel comfortable in.

Anonymous 05/04/23 (Thu) 22:17:52 No.1896

>>1891
Movie theaters. I don't like crowded ones, but there's just something about them that feels so magical and amazing. It takes me back to being a child again and just getting lost in a world of dreams and adventure. It's nice and dark and you don't have to talk to people. Plus, you can't procrastinate or open a bunch of tabs and jump between stuff. Just you, a comfy seat and the big screen.

Anonymous 05/14/23 (Sun) 15:53:50 No.1942

>>352
I really enjoy a good bathroom tbh
had a bad experience with laced drugs so bathrooms became a safe place for me

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 00:38:17 No.2032

>>352
My parents used to keep me away from arcades, they were full of petty drug dealers and street thugs. So I used to go to internet cafes instead, I really loved those. There was one in my neighborhood that even had a little library too. I could grab a book, order some Doctor P and a grilled cheese and just web surf for hours. Sad to see so many cyber cafes have disappeared.

>>1942
Taking a shit or actually being in a nice warm bath? I love nice warm baths but hate being near toilets. They stink and make me feel uneasy.

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Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon) 23:59:31 No.1948 [Reply]

What the fuck is this /b/?
https://lolio2.com/
>"a phenomenal new oxygen and breathing medication delivery device for children."
Is this legit???? They even have an instruction video…
>"puts the TREAT into treatment"

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Anonymous 05/16/23 (Tue) 15:01:28 No.1953

I ain't clicking that shit.

Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 02:47:28 No.1961

>>1948
I dunno seems legit. Hard to imagine a company unironically naming their product loli.

>>1953
Its some medical company that makes devices that deliver medicine through a lolipop.

Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 18:31:03 No.1963

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>>1953
Why are te;ch-il;literate zoo;mers always so afraid of click;ing on any li;nk that's not a main;stream soc;ial media or ne;ws si;te? Unless you're run;ning Win;dows 2000 or some;thing, you're not gon;na get hac;ked just from brow;sing the we;b lol. If you're afr;aid of it bei;ng some;thing il;legal, it's du;mb too, because an il;legal si;te on the clear;net would get sh;ut do;wn in 5 minu;tes by the fe;ds.

Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 18:32:38 No.1964

(There are semi;colons all over the pla;ce bec;ause this st;upid fuc;king site wou;ldn't let me p;ost and I di;dn't kn;ow whi;ch spec;ific wo;rd was tri;gg;ering its abso;lutely brai;ndead fil;ter)

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 00:32:07 No.2031

>>1948
I smell bullshit. There's no way you can deliver medicine through a fucking lolipop.

>>1963
Growing up in the walled garden of Google and Apple, they've been conditioned into never straying away from Silicone Valley's little Fallout vault.

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