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This is a test


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We're all tests


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A test has a clear purpose. It’s a means to an end.

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His name is ghrf. ban em please
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Why does this keep happening?


btw magi theres more.

its just anon




Buttholocausted roastie.


Buttholocausted roastie.

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Is there any magic to succeed or have something accomplished? I'm not crazy


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narcissistic delusions aren’t gonna get you anywhere, take the godpill already anon


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Read The Book of Saint Cyprian, and your problems will be solved


>the God pill
>not literally a narcissistic delusion
Anon i…

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What are y’all gonna do in this situation?


>zombie apocalypse
>humanity crumbles
>the internet just stops and electricity becomes a scarce resource

>I haven't finished the NGE rebuilds

Probably jump off a cliff


Am I the new Hitler dancing my victory and everyone's heiling me?

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Why do I feel so good listening to his music?


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incelcore has risen, billions must feel



not even the best incelcore artist


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FBF is the best

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what are you gonna do this halloween?


Nothing. You?

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>be me
>fall in love
>remember you have no chance with her



Same.The worst part is that all members of my family and friends are in romantic relationships.It like they are superior or something.

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What the fuck was his problem?


>gets criticized once
>fucking dies


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>wow this walt guy sure is an asshole, I probably shouldn’t cook meth with my former high school students

> An incompetent lawyer…. AND an asshole? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady… *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~


Is that Akidearest, I'd stretch her out…

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>mfw ryan gosling predicted redditors


he's literally me


unironically one of his best roles


what's the movie


lars and the real girl, it’s a kino mid-2000s comedy

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post images or webms that make you feel cozy


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photo mode is my favorite gamemode


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what's the worst thing you've seen put on pizza?


brazilian pizza is amazing anon. ik that it looks bad and that it's not "real pizza" but it tastes good regardless.


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sausage tbh. pineapple honestly doesn't stand out as much as you'd think (the sweetness pairs well with the sauce) but american "sausage" absolutely has the ability to ruin pizza.


I would like to recommend anyone reading this to try banana on pizza.
It's very common here in Sweden, and it tastes way better than you think. The sweetness pairs well with the sauce just like pineapple (>>2103)


try it

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what’s the male equivalent of a big altima energy?


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Definitely stanced japanese shitboxes


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hellcats are altimas with longer loans

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Is Magister cute?


U mean the owner of this site?



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Magi, post tits now

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how do i lose my virginity? without committing a crime lol. detail, I'm ugly, I don't have friends and I'm unemployed :(


>I'm ugly
find someone uglier


>I'm ugly, I don't have friends
don't listen to the other reply, just focus on yourself and try working on your issues. everything else will come naturally.


why are you so fixated on losing your virginity? assuming you lost it, would your life be any different? s ex isn't what it's chalked up to be. you'd be disappointed.

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>don’t be me
>fucking hates himself

>takes a piss

> tried to get it out but nothing happens
>gives up
>pee tries to get in underwear
>tries to get it to the uneril
>doesn’t do that
>I surrender
>pee goes into underwear


IM FUCKING 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is the op here

I normally somehow struggle with every day task

I just don’t fucking think

I always get told to brush my teeth daily

Mabey im too addicted to my computer idk


Op again,

I’ve heard that being lonely can cause serious mental problems. Idk if that was incident was one of the effects

I wanna be alone so people can be their own hero

I rarely have any people I’d hang out with

If I’m board , I will just play Minecraft with them and then call it a day


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i had a stroke trying to read this


Going number 2 must be a nightmare.

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>be Elon Musk
>smoke crack
>remove block button except for dms
>people commit suicide or delete account
>moves back to tumblr or Reddit


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>people commit suicide or delete account


survival of the fittest my friend


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I appreciate his efforts to drive the tumblr elements out of the website but the crypto nerds taking their place aren't much better


I'm enjoying the gradual meltdown of twitter. It's a simple business to run. all he had to do was not make stupid changes and rebrand but he couldnt resist. he never got over paypal rejecting his x.com thing. i'm glad its dying. twitter almost single handed ruined internet culture. I say almost because we can't forget /pol/, reddit, the NSA, and as-sahab role in ruining this place. I just wonder what dumb decision elon will make next.

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If politicians continue to be swayed by pseudointellectual boomers like elon there's a very real chance that access to enthusiast-class gpu's like the rtx4090 will be limited to large corporations because "muh ai!".


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The only thing the west has going for it in the trade war is their semiconductor industry.

There's no way they'd give that up even if it did actually pose a threat.


this implies that boomers in government are smart enough to know what's in their best interest


The Iraq war proved the boomers in congress will vote for anything the media fearmongers and big corporations tell them to, even if it makes no logical sense.

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Give me a hikikomori girl right now! I want a hikikomori girl ASAP!


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>what’s wrong anon? didn't you want a neetpilled femcel hikkimomori gf?


Yes! Anyone! Anything pleaseeee!!!!!

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Should we bring MLG back?
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The MLG culture isn't there anymore. Doesn't make sense to bring the parody back.




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>IT is here


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never forget what they took from you


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man i miss the dollar menu, other countries don't know how good they have it.

6$ meal deal was alright too I guess


fast food meals are a scam.

just get a cheap burger (deluxe cheeseburger/double cheeseburger/mcchicken) and one of those dirt cheap ice cream cones.

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itt: favorite places to be

arcades. not barcades or anything else, just regular old arcades, preferably dark and with 90s and early 00s games. probably my best experiences have been in arcades (like beating god rugal in cvs2 with a bunch of people surrounding me), even though I can't go much because the ones around nowadays are some 2 hours away. miss my old one in my hometown
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I have to agree with this


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My home, especially my room. The only place I feel comfortable in.


Movie theaters. I don't like crowded ones, but there's just something about them that feels so magical and amazing. It takes me back to being a child again and just getting lost in a world of dreams and adventure. It's nice and dark and you don't have to talk to people. Plus, you can't procrastinate or open a bunch of tabs and jump between stuff. Just you, a comfy seat and the big screen.


I really enjoy a good bathroom tbh
had a bad experience with laced drugs so bathrooms became a safe place for me


My parents used to keep me away from arcades, they were full of petty drug dealers and street thugs. So I used to go to internet cafes instead, I really loved those. There was one in my neighborhood that even had a little library too. I could grab a book, order some Doctor P and a grilled cheese and just web surf for hours. Sad to see so many cyber cafes have disappeared.

Taking a shit or actually being in a nice warm bath? I love nice warm baths but hate being near toilets. They stink and make me feel uneasy.

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What the fuck is this /b/?
>"a phenomenal new oxygen and breathing medication delivery device for children."
Is this legit???? They even have an instruction video…
>"puts the TREAT into treatment"
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I ain't clicking that shit.


I dunno seems legit. Hard to imagine a company unironically naming their product loli.

Its some medical company that makes devices that deliver medicine through a lolipop.


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Why are te;ch-il;literate zoo;mers always so afraid of click;ing on any li;nk that's not a main;stream soc;ial media or ne;ws si;te? Unless you're run;ning Win;dows 2000 or some;thing, you're not gon;na get hac;ked just from brow;sing the we;b lol. If you're afr;aid of it bei;ng some;thing il;legal, it's du;mb too, because an il;legal si;te on the clear;net would get sh;ut do;wn in 5 minu;tes by the fe;ds.


(There are semi;colons all over the pla;ce bec;ause this st;upid fuc;king site wou;ldn't let me p;ost and I di;dn't kn;ow whi;ch spec;ific wo;rd was tri;gg;ering its abso;lutely brai;ndead fil;ter)


I smell bullshit. There's no way you can deliver medicine through a fucking lolipop.

Growing up in the walled garden of Google and Apple, they've been conditioned into never straying away from Silicone Valley's little Fallout vault.

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>be me
>feel bad about my life
>visit r/gooncaves
>suddenly content with my living conditions
it’s that easy anons


kill yourself

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every time someone mentions “hustle culture” a tankie kills themselves

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not bad tbh


go shill your zoomer music elsewhere

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