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hello /b/, I own this board now
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im 'jakkin it!
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'ob on the 'og
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Ded bort

This place could use some dick pics. That would attract grils becaus grils love dick pics, which in turn would attract dudes and this bort would have more traffic.
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Your choice, anon
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I know God is just beta decay. I know the longer the beta decay the further you are from God. Do you still like Halal, CIA? The beta decay literally runs your memory.
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Now that magis gone I can post all of the politics I want
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thoughts?
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Whats the appeal of Discord?
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you can have one wish granted

but having the wish granted will make you realize that the entire world is not real, that you are simply a brain in a vat, anyone you have or ever could interact with is nothing more than an NPC with good Al

Is the wish worth it? or would you prefer living in ignorance.
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>be me, skinny cuz scared of calories
>start drinking milk before bed to get strong bones
>tasty
>drink a bowl of nothing except milk before bed
>life is good
pic related
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good evening

testing
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The Christian church is apostate and against the 10 commandments. They teach the opposite of what the Messiah did, preaching faith alone, OSAS, pretrib rapture nonsense, and they're promoting pagan idolatry like Christmas and Easter. Google the origins of these holidays, it's all ancient Roman and Babylonian god worship that the Lord hates, found nowhere in the Bible. If you want to be saved then you need to actually start obeying the instruction of God, which means not being a partaker of this stuff and keeping the 10 commandments. The church follows the Roman Empire's 321 AD Sunday law instead of the actual Saturday Sabbath commandment, which is the same problem Christ had with the Pharisees:

Mark 7:6-7
King James Version
6 He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me.

7 Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

We're supposed to follow the Messiah in truth. Flee from the lies of the church and repent. We can't break the Sabbath, eat abominations like pork and shellfish, or be a partaker of worldly idolatry. Yeshua, the Messiah, taught you how to be great in the kingdom:

Matthew 5:19
King James Version
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
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What was the purpose of NAMBLA and why are they still technically allowed to exist in the public eye
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why are men becoming so psychologically infantile?
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THE FOOKIN FURY

IM GONNA UNLEASH THE FOOKIN FURY
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Who’s the biggest loser you know in your life?
The biggest chad?
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>picrel
why are they like this?
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I just saw the cutest female ever outside and it ruined my fucking life.
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it's over for washingtonsisters…
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CHRISTIAN BOOKS COLLECTION PDF.zip 1.5 GB Download

CHRISTIAN BOOKS COLLECTION PDF.zip 1.5 GB Download

https://archive.org/details/christian-books-collection-pdf
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anyone wanna cam with a femboy?
add me on discord
sys.temd
pic rel
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am i as good as dead?

ill figure it out soon
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Christmas post

i know that this site is dying but i thought that i would make a post as i remember my first time properly engaging in this site being last Christmas and now its crazy to look back and think that that was a year ago, anyway.

>be me last Christmas

>constantly slitting my wrists as i have been doing it for half a decade
>be miserable and want to jump off of a bridge

>be me this Christmas

>not much has changed but i have not slit my wrists for 6 months as i had a seizure from the blood loss that nearly killed me and i decided that i either should end my life or complete stop all SH.
>been doing a lot of sport and being going gym
>school been really good as grades have been really high
>although i don't particularly enjoy it, i have been socializing which is a big change from last year when i would sit in my room and play chess online and slit my wrists in a vans hoodie and talk to no one.
>hopefully things get better this year and keep going up (maybe i will post again)
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first thread of the year
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last thread this year

I would like to see all you anons have a happy new year
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Why is 4channel kill?
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OFFICIAL XMAS EVE THREAD

Welcome all to the eve thread.

Share Christmas plans, what you're up to, or not.
This is just a comfy thread to talk about all things end of year amongst other bots.
Are you looking forward to Christmas?
If not, why not?
Do you have a New Years resolution?
Good vibes only.
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>wake up
>still be European
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>get buried in an iron chariot
>god can't touch me and therefore can't send me to hell
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PROPHECY-- The Punishment Of My Evil Elites

PROPHECY– The Punishment Of My Evil Elites

"The WEF has got to go, My son. It is evil. I will eradicate it from the Earth. Its leaders are evil; they want to destroy the planet. I will eradicate them. I will destroy them all. The evil elite will be destroyed from off the face of the Earth. I will destroy all who want to destroy humanity. They are evil. Expect their elimination. Tell all they will be destroyed. I will depopulate them from off the planet. They have to go. Tell all that they will fail in their attempt to start World War 3; I will destroy them; they have got to go. A blight they are, destroying humanity with evil drugs, vaccines, and all manner of wickedness. Their technology will not go far; I will destroy them. Their AI machines will fail their objectives; all the works of Satan will fail. They give themselves unto the Devil; destroy them I will. Their wealth will fail them in the end, fail to rescue them from the evil calamities coming. The LORD has spoken. Amen and amen. Distribute far and wide."
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Do crayons taste good?
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would you date chris chan if he was cis female?
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what would you do in this situation?
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>Rule 1. don't post anything against Qatari law
>Article 2. of Qatar's constitution "Qatar is an independent sovereign Arab State. Its religion is Islam and Shari'a law shall be a main source of its legislations."

SHARIACHAN???
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Why do I feel so good listening to his music?
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what are you gonna do this halloween?
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do magic

Is there any magic to succeed or have something accomplished? I'm not crazy
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>be me
>fall in love
>remember you have no chance with her
>cry
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What the fuck was his problem?
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>mfw ryan gosling predicted redditors
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cozy thread

post images or webms that make you feel cozy
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what's the worst thing you've seen put on pizza?
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what’s the male equivalent of a big altima energy?
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Is Magister cute?
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lose is virginity

how do i lose my virginity? without committing a crime lol. detail, I'm ugly, I don't have friends and I'm unemployed :(
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>don’t be me
>fucking hates himself

>takes a piss

> tried to get it out but nothing happens
>gives up
>pee tries to get in underwear
>tries to get it to the uneril
>doesn’t do that
>I surrender
>pee goes into underwear

WHY THE FUCK AM I HAVING THIS PROBLEM????

IM FUCKING 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>be Elon Musk
>smoke crack
>remove block button except for dms
>people commit suicide or delete account
>moves back to tumblr or Reddit
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What are y’all gonna do in this situation?
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Are politicians going to ban high end gpus?

If politicians continue to be swayed by pseudointellectual boomers like elon there's a very real chance that access to enthusiast-class gpu's like the rtx4090 will be limited to large corporations because "muh ai!".
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Give me a hikikomori girl right now! I want a hikikomori girl ASAP!
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Should we bring MLG back?
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never forget what they took from you
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itt: favorite places to be

arcades. not barcades or anything else, just regular old arcades, preferably dark and with 90s and early 00s games. probably my best experiences have been in arcades (like beating god rugal in cvs2 with a bunch of people surrounding me), even though I can't go much because the ones around nowadays are some 2 hours away. miss my old one in my hometown
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What the fuck is this /b/?
https://lolio2.com/
>"a phenomenal new oxygen and breathing medication delivery device for children."
Is this legit???? They even have an instruction video…
>"puts the TREAT into treatment"
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>be me
>feel bad about my life
>visit r/gooncaves
>suddenly content with my living conditions
it’s that easy anons
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every time someone mentions “hustle culture” a tankie kills themselves
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Self Promotion Thread

https://youtu.be/-m3bus_ytnw
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>mfw mutts actually enjoy this
I honestly never got the appeal; it just tastes like cough syrup
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/mu/

Since there's no music board, let's talk here about which female artists you'd like to bang. For me, it's Veruca Salt.
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Liru the Werewolf

Liru loves us and wants us to be happy!
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MAGI THERES CP IN THE BOARD

His name is ghrf. ban em please
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being too cozy causes uncozinnes you should exercise anon
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How do I stop wasting my time at stupid internet dramas and crappy 4chan boards like /pol/ and /r9k/?
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What is the point of doing anything?

Isn't it worthless to aspire to something? We'll never amount to anything or change the world anyway. Who cares? What honestly is the point of life? I aspired to be a software engineer, but it's clear it's never going to happen and even other people in CS tell me that it's not worth it. All that will happen is unemployment and, if your lucky, enslavement in a low wage job while your rich boss lives it up with bonuses, cocaine and hookers. I'm just stuck as NEET forever. Is life pointless?
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>your forwarded IP will be sent to the authorities if another violation is to occur

Uh, fucking WHAT?
Magi, tell me exactly what I did in the first place to warrant you sicking the cops on me you insane clown. What the fuck?
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What super power can drive someone insane?
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Friendly Reminder

Evolutionism is scientifically impossible and a lie. They just call /literally everything/ evolution then claim that proves your great grand pappy was monke.
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newfag check-in 2 - Electric Boogaloo

4chan newfag check-in
>how old are you?
>any interests, hobbies?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
>anything’s else you wanna say
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>share my personal experiences on 4chan
>instantly get called a tranny
mfw
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Why do people love this dude? He basicaly let people post CP and banned people who werent worthy of him. IK people can change but back then people loved him.
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am I retarded?

is it bad that i spend most of my time listening to music and disassociating?
it’s the only thing I really enjoy doing when I’m alone even tho i’m pretty normal otherwise
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favorite youtuber thread
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What is he listening to?

What is Shinji listening to?
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Where the Fuc is magi?
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How dead is this place?

It seems preeeeeeeettttttttyyyyyyy dead
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>try posting a well thought out, in-depth reply on /g/
>error page says my IP will sent to cops because the post was too long
Welp, so much for this site…
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Add alwaysnoko to your inc/instance-config.php
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So I tried this coffee and it tasted like shit. But now every time I see these characters my brain subconsciously sees them as either morons with no taste or schills for corporate marketing. It’s ruining the show for me. What should I do? Can this be cured?
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hey guys I know I don’t post here all that often but I just got a new phone and I think it’s neat
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Why do people focus on height so much? If your other features aren’t absolutely outstanding, all it does is alienate you and force you into being an awkward loser. Short people have it so much easier
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Comfy aesthetics thread

(⊃。•‿•。)⊃
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Kot Thread
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94chan's Captcha sucks.
Too many arrows make solid/filled icons a pain in the ass to find
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Until we get a co equivalent, I will post Ongezellig pictures ITT once a day
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Anyone been through something similar? I’m at stage 4 now. Is it terminal?
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Shiiieee homie, that shit bussin on god, fr fr! Now excuse me while I hit back at these tik tok!
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Hows it goin

How are you guys doing these days. Whats on your mind.
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Who is your favorite freedom fighter? What horrendous act/s from the government/society motivated him?
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How do you ask out a girl you barely know?
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Post chill images…
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i miss the old kanye
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image/gif reactions thread?
image/gif reactions thread
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Warhammer Thread

I wanna see your war face!
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Dear diary, today I want to sniff magi's panty
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>be me
>overweight african american
>have sex with mediocre musician
>fuck hot coworkers while she gives birth to your offspring
>leave with the kids
this guy was pretty based I think
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hi

I’m new here
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What shows does he watch?
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I'd like to remind everyone that /pol/tards aren't welcome in my neighbourhood!
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hello new frens

Hello!
I'm new to this alt-chan and I just wish to say hello to the users. I hope you guys welcome me into your community.
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What is the truth about the Gary Sudbrink calls? Were they faked or did an alien really call him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFis5NrXy6g
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It was so comfy being a kid.
Can you remember being a kid? please remember that you were once a child.
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How big is the userbase here?
the only thing stopping me from being here all the time is that this chan is slow as hell.
I hate that all other imageboard are a massive never-ending collage of baits, political discussion in bad faith, people that feed the trolls and coomers. I kind of wish I could make it faster.
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What are the creepiest instances of mass disappearance in history?

https://youtu.be/3Ju7SCJxASY
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My Personal Thread

this is my personal thread, please refrain from posting here as only i am allowed to. thank you
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Ever just look out at the night sky?
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I think i was destined to fail since birth
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i fucking hate this car
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Draw Thread

Post your drawings.
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Ever notice how the internet has gotten sterile and corporate over time? Even 4chan is now essentially a normie/bot site with a handful of containment boards.

It's kinda funny because people thought the internet would be mankind's liberation. Now it's just a tool of enslavement…
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why the fuck are r9k shitposter turning into trannies all of a sudden? I though it was a meme?
who is behind this? what can we do about it?
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Which mythical creatures have the highest chances of being real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVwRcuzk7QQ
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Today I've eaten fish with fried potatoes. Am I British now?
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Realistically, how long until 4chan gets banned and they all migrate here?
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>I wish this site was more active
it's a neat concept plus I can access it from school since it's so unknown
anons do you know of any other small 4chan knock offs that are more active?
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>fuel efficient
>cheaper than cars
>make fun sounds
>blast to ride
>look cool
>girls love them
why haven't you taken the bikepill yet, anon?
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What did you do on christmas day, anon?
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merry christmas

How's your christmas tree looking?
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>Work an 8 hours job
>Come home
>???
>Repeat
I need some help here anons
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the christmas special

Christmas is getting closer by the day, so what better way to spend it than with the mentally unwell!

I realize i haven’t been the most active webmaster the past few weeks, so to make up for it, I spruced up our css a little to give best girl the festive makeover she deserved. How comfy!

So grab a warm blanket, prepare some hot chocolate, get your computer ready, and spend some quality time away from family!

So anyways, what’s your new year’s resolution this year, anon?
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With new years around the corner, how's everyone holding up?
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how do I enable ccatalog view

how do I enable ccatalog view fams
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How was your day, Anon?
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Made another board-tan, for /b/!
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dream car thread

ITT we jerk each other off over pictures of cool automobiles
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4Chan Captcha

God bless this site for not having a fucked up Captcha like 4Chan has. I am not slow or anything but fuck do I have horrible sight, and it is damn near impossible to solve the sites captcha. Has anybody figured out a solid way for people with abysmal vision to solve the captcha? I just wanna post art and dorohedoro content
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THE CANCER


11-pointed star star on the floor painted white, take my clothes off and hit the shower, cleanse my body of the Japanese girl saliva and city nasty smells. Vodka, the last Marlboro's, waiting for the clock to hit 3 AM.
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Any eve online players here?
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http://101.176.95.67

Hello, here's a one time advertisement for a new search engine.
http://101.176.95.67

Do not expect me to advertise this a second time, write down the website address if you want to find it again.

The search engine is free to use but additionally you may purchase complete search results in .txt documents.
There is additional features planned for this search engine.


You may use this search engine currently to explore a very weird internet.
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>Make apes that are smart enough to keep themselves healthy
>Make apes dependent on their food supply for their brains to develop properly
>Make parasitic worms that hide within said food supply to try and hijack said apes' intelligent brains
Wtf why would evolution do us like this bros
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I am getting an RV like pic attached. Wont have any rent fee but only water and electric. Also its 5 min from town in the country. I have storage so I wont have a cluttered RV. Also Im putting it under an awning as to reduce weather damage to it. Any anons currently live in one have any other advice to maximize comfyness?
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Made a board-tan for /v/ because I felt like it. Thoughts?
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w comfychan
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Post the 7th picture in your camera roll. No cheating
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Hi new people!!
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Тест Залупа

Shitter Bread
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Since you guys liked /v/alerie, here's another board-tan I made, this time for /g/! Thoughs?
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Satan

Just giving you a bit of Satan.
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Play or Lose

We are looking for the bravest who are ready join THE GAME and start their jorney to find the holy grail. Sinners will go through seven circles of hell, seven challenges.

THE GAME is a quest that will be held both online and offline and will start when 10k players join.

There is only 1 rule - Play or Lose.

https://www.playorlose.com/?refuserid=20
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SUPER SECRET DOCUMENTS COLLECTION.zip 6.78 GB Download

SUPER SECRET DOCUMENTS COLLECTION.zip 6.78 GB Download

All of these Super Secret Documents were downloaded from Russia in the early morning hours a few days ago!

https://archive.org/details/super-secret-documents-collection
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Good evening pals, I'm here to ask for a little favor. Been strugglin with money for the last month and I'm about to get kicked out for the mortgage… Can anyone help me out? Im just asking for a couple bucks, just to make through the bills and food
If you could help, here's my Paypal @ArmandoS710
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>salam aleykum
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Got permanently banned from 4chan for shitposting

Now I'm stuck with you f*ggots
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>find /fit/ girl on okcupid
>talk about gyms
>mention my gym
>ask her which gym she goes to
>realise too late it might be a misunderstood as a creep question
>ghosted
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I just want to see pretty women in movies again, is that so hard to ask?
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NewGOD here, Is the occasional onions post welcome assuming I post other things aswell?
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Share your 4chan folder pics
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>be me
>neet
>no gf
>no job
>mfw i'm not even mad
>in fact, i'm kinda happy
>happy that i get to spend my days doing what i want
>happy that i don't have to worry about a girl
>happy that i don't have to work a job i hate

>it's not so bad being a neet

>i'm content with my life
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Random images thread

Find any image saved
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Peak Film

>Movie is called "Nope"
>Main character is about to die due to trope-level stupidity
>Says "Nope"
>Does not die
>Speechless at the cinema
Does it get any better than this?
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Post SOUL on the double
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Pi network is a cryptocurrency that you can earn with your phone, just install the "Pi network" app on your phone, enter the code "Berssange" and enter the app once a day to prove that you are not a bot and that's it, you’ll earn an amount of currency per hour, the app is lightweight and doesn’t waste resources, the currency is new and priceless, it’s a good time to enter, then just sell the currency when it enters the market.
Good opportunity to get Pi for free and profit much later.
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>comfychan
<don't have a comfy CSS
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Triforce

there's only one question on my mind right now
can i post classic triforce?

▲ ▲
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there are sooo many imageboards
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still need a /tv/ board

>best show in modern television
>redefined drama forever
>the biggest community (a subreddit) is dedicated to just saying funny quotes

man.
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Possible Job

Ok, so I'm nearing a point in my life where i have to have a stable job. I'm really good at math, physics, debugging, and shit like that, and have a lot of experience fixing stuff for relatives, mostly digital. Is there a career like this? People say IT, but i don't think an average IT job is enough for my lifestyle. Suggestions?
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hi
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/mu/ general thread

Let's share and discuss about music, everything is welcome: from atmospheric to noise and even internet crapcore.
Don't forget to write the name of the song with the link, it's easier to find back.

Polysics - I My Me Mine
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JLFrJtCg8bU
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Metal thread

Metal!
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You know what? Fuck you all, I’m deflowering this board myself. The first 4 digit post is mine and mine only.
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Sex is no longer appealing to me.
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so… what's up?
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/all/

We talk about absolutely EVERYTHING.


So, how was your day anon?
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What happened to found footage horror?
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Do you use Source Filmmaker?
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laugh all you want

I really liked this girl and we were good friends for almost 2 years i was never gonna tell her my feelings for her as I am ugly and has never felt the touch of a women ever before in my life and I also never touched her never even though we were very close (used to spend almost 8 hours a day sometimes) but then met an old friend he asks me if i ever smoked weed I never smoked but I decided why not that day after smoking got into too much feels emotion were heightened somehow and I told her my feelings over phone she said it is never gonna happen and blah blah its not you blah blah you are nice blah blah and then from the next day she stopped replying to any of my messages completely not answering calls what hurts the most is she was the only one who used to wish me on my birthday not even my parents remember my birthday and I celebrated my birthday for the first time with her but this time she didnt even wish and was all alone on my birthday no one wished me even just like years ago
and I dont know what to do anymore i really want her company even as a friend but somehow just letting out what you feel is a crime if you are ugly
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We need a /tv/ board

Mad Men was a good show
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>This was considered a comedic movie plot in 2005
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Meta thread

What happened to 4chan? It used to be a little anime board, and now it’s a soulless political shithole.

All that’s left are coomers and overly political tards.
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do u wanna watch me play videogame
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>You messed with the wrong fucking ninja, anon
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how the fuck did we get this timeline?
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B of 4chan is having a weird Battle.
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I hope this place gets a CAPTCHA like 4chab

It keeps out all the retards from posting, because if you cant even move a dot left or right to find the correct 4 to 6 letters. Youre too stupid to make any good post epiclol
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This is Eli

Say something nice about him
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>no captcha
I like this place already.
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ChiIdhood candy thread

ITT we share chiIdhood candy from your home country
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We need a /co/ board

ITT please post hot women from western animation
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We Will never see Mike Myers star as Michael Myers
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We don’t have a /tv/ board, so I don’t know where else to post this

That UFO creature in Nope was fucking creepy
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dead chan
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Man, stupid Elsagate ruined search browsing for YouTube. Whenever I want to search Spider-Man either because some guy did his best to create a cool 3d animation, I get is videos by toy channels who make garbage content.

I found this Soyjak and used IT for this post because SOME MANIACS LITERALLY EAT POP! Even Animaterr Man, the most famous logposter, would puke watching those videos.
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Is there some application that can synchronize a voice recording with a music? I wanna make a cool parody of Gangnam Style but I don't wanna spend hours editing the audio.
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/out/

Outdoor general thread such as:
>Outdoor recreational activities (Hiking, trail running, bushwhacking, camping, spelunking, geocaching, orienteering, expeditions, urban exploration, backpacking, etc.)
>Gardening, farming and related activities
>Hunting and fishing, and other activities involving the stalking or taking of game (including bird-watching)
>Outdoor survival, bushcraft, foraging, self-sustenance in nature, train-hopping, hoboism, etc.
>Outdoor destinations and exploration (specific trails, parks, regions, etc.)
>Water-related activities (boats, diving, etc.)
>Outdoor philosophy (conservation, Leave No Trace, protectionism, etc.)
>Outdoor building and living (cabins, huts, treehouses, etc.)
>Outdoor social activities and organizations (meet-ups, Scouts, festivals,massLARP, etc.)
>Gear related to any of the above topics
Feel free to share pics and stories from your adventures;)
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guh
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Something is going to happen soon, I just know it.
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>Turn around!
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Guys, what happened to the daily classichan guy? Was it the name change?
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>Ay Tone, you never told me prepubescent children were gonna whack off in this film
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Doing something knowing you'll fail
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Mundane thread #1 (26-27)

What did you do today, anon? We won’t judge you here.
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This place has felt empty since the domain change. Are all of you guys still here?
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new textboard!

http://2leaf.rf.gd/bbs/?board=txt
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Is it just me or did the lockdown turn everyone into literal ncps? All identity was wiped from those you loved most, leaving only a vague hedonistic shell.
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What keeps you going anons?
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Be me

> Be me
> In the past few days, having daily stress, fits of rage, bad dreams, deep sadness, and a troubling time accepting that i am not going to get with my crush.
> Ask friends and family for advice
> Mild Comfort
> Fuck it
> Decides to unadd my crush on snapchat because it made me sad to even see her name.
>hesitation.jpg
> sees that she has not looked at my text for 3 weeks
> Unadds her
> I did it.
> A wierd feeling flows through me, Im still sad that she doesnt like me, but I don't have to try or worry anymore.
> Bittersweet feeling
> Finally, I can go for someone else
> Realizes that I dont need a crush to feel loved because of all my good friends.
> Feeling a lot better
> Enjoying hobbies more
> Wants to share experience with others to help people in the same sitatution.
> Goes to ClassicChan.
> Feeling relief for letting this of my chest.

Im starting to feel so much better, Like i just delt with the aftermath of a disaster. I can heal, so can you.
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>be 17
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every now and then i like visiting allchan or wherever and check out imageboards like this. i like thinking about the people that know about chans like this. i wonder if i've run into anyone that would know what classichan was if i brought it up.

how's it going? if you're the kind of person to check this page, you're the kind of person i want to hear about <3
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3chan

Friendly hello from https://boards.3chan.co/b/
3chan runs on the same software 4chan is based on

Anyway I can tell the admin on this IB is new to running IBs as there having issues getting posters actual IPs and also don't know how to post with a capcode.
I do wish you the best of luck admin and you will encounter a lot of those illegal content spambots.
They are a pain in the ass I had to really up the power of my filter system to block there spam.

If you need any advice or have any questions feel free to respond.
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Post cool things. Things you think are cool unironically
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Dragon Ball Super

Unironically best character
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hi webmen :D

haiiiiiii website guys thank for making this very cool awesome site i love it so much and i even love you guys :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THANK YOU GUYS!
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Obscure music thread

Post your favorite underrated artists and we'll rate them
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Have you heard of weezer? Their first album was too clean for my tastes but when pinkerton came out they really came in on their own. Artistically not commercialy. The whole album has a raw but clean sound, and a new sheen of incel lyrics that really gives the song a big boost. Weezer has been compared to wheatus but i think their logo has a more iconic look. In 2009 weezer released this: Raditude, their most hated album. I think their undisputed good because it's bad song is Cant stop partying. A song so bad, most people probably dont listen to the lyrics but they should, cause its not just about addictiom but a personal statement about kurt cobain himself. Hey fantano!

TRY SAYING BLUE IS BETTER THAN PINKERTON NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING BALD GUY!
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Time to roll out…
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ITT post minimalist rooms
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What do you guys think of the ricky gervais show and this round headed bufoon
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N
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>very ambitious once I got of jail
>meet girl very fit Puerto Rican hot big tits nice ass
>Be dating move in together
>Lose all my ambition we both gain weight
>Both gain 100+LBS in 5 years
>slowly getting back into shape cutting out soda, going on walks and am going to start body weight fitness and eating better
>GF will not work out and refuses to do anything active, not feeling attracted to her anymore
>Visualize E-girls while fucking her

>The worst part about this is we went to a seafood place tonight I paid as a birthday gift and all she wanted to talk about is fucking politics FUCKING POLITICS HOLY FUCK!!!!

>I want my old hot latina GF back this is getting way out of hand….. she even shows me pics of hot ass girls she knows im into…. wtf
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Sneed
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>be me
>have gf
>be you
>probably don't have gf
i betcha feel like a silly little guy right now
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>be me
>be at work
>get called into boss's office
>"Hey, we're going to have to let you go."
>I'm about to say "Okay, thank you for telling me"
>When he leans in real close
>"You know too much"
>Suddenly the door bursts open
>It's the police
>"We've been tracking you for weeks. You're under arrest for espionage."
>I'm escorted out in handcuffs
>As I'm being led away I see my boss smirking
>I know I'm going to prison
>But I also know that I did the right thing
>And that someday I'll be free
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This place is dead

(Pic not mine)
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/creative/

What's your preferred way of creative expression?
I like to draw and play guitar.
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perfectchan.org

A comfy abode away from all the bullshit of e-drama and uncreative spamposts.
https://www.perfectchan.org/
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I wanted to write something in one post on /pol/ of 4chan.
Post mocked meat eaters and wanted to respond to comments, but idiotic system Thought I was spamming, but I wasn't.
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PEANUTS

Peanuts Thread
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Hello there!

Hi, polite Tor user here, nice site! I appreciate that I can post without using javascript, too :). If you ever encounter spam issues, would you consider techniques like rate-limits (and while flooding is occurring, CAPTCHAs) rather than blocking people like myself? IP address has been a severely flawed means of blocking for a while now.

Anyway, now a question for anon: If 4chan shut down today, where do you think everyone would go?
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We need more ads
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Don’t be a slave.

Wage slavery is real slavery.
Put your energy to defeating evil.

Make the world into the Internet. Do graffiti, spread posters and stickers.
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yooooo
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this site looks cool
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>2dpill.net

Is a community where they can take the 2dpill and worship there waifus no we are not incels we do not jerk to 3dpd or is desperate for a girlfriend/wife feel free to lurk or come join our community and get to learn more and make some friends you are not alone anon
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what makes this classichan different than any other chan-based websites?
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is this an alphaleak or just an accident?

Maybe some of you have seen it. Elon tweeted yesterday and the tweet was quickly deleted. Looking at the nft pointed out by Elon, it doesn't look very institutional (pridecatsnft). Actually the price is very cheap. I have only one question in mind. Was it an accident or an alpha leak? What are you thinking?
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dream gf thread

Describe your dream gf

dubs and she's yours
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>be me
>renowned member of the racism community on 4chan
>one day, i'm feeling frisky and decide to do a little experiment
>i go to /b/ and start posting racist shit
>everyone starts calling me a nigger
>i don't understand why they're so mad
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Who likes snails

Who here likes snails this is a really cool snail
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I don't know if this is the right site, but I would like to tell you that I have created a new IB: http://france.hyperphp.com/ib/

drop by if you like
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>no captcha
>tor enabled
Good luck with that.
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How did Raimi get away with this?
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Grilled cheese appreciation thread

First order of business: appreciation and theory.
Second order of business: acceptable sides. I like a pickle spear.
Third order of business: casual discussion, possibly unrelated to grilled cheese.
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XKCD thread

Post your favorite XKCDs
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good morning tiny people inside my phone
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All love is mutual

There is only one love and all love is mutual.
All is connected, and all is consciousness.

What are some implications of that?

For one when someone does something truly bad to you, they hate what they’ve done as much as you hate it.
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Self Harm Megathread

Just kidding. If you ever feel the desire to harm yourself then please contact your family, friends, or a medical professional, and have an open discussion with them about the issues that cause you to feel this way.
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Money makes ms happy
When im feeling lonelyyyy
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how does Classichan feel about Kot?
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Music thread.

Post what you’re listening to rn
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Tbh
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Asuka>Rei

Why do we have rei as the website's new girl?!?!?! Asuka is clearly superior!!!
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eva

why the hell is there only Neon Genesis Evangelion fans on here?
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what the FUCK is a "Soy Jack"? O.o
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>Music thread?
>Music thread.
picrel is what im listening too now, shit is comfy to vibe while lurking
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Great a new 4chan safe from roasties and beta cucks.

Now us gentlemen of fine taste can discuss why we love teenage girls.
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Thanks for giving me a chan that doesn't have people torturing baby monkies to death. 4chan is fucked up.
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Allchans

Just saw your ad on 4chan. I’m glad to see more people are making an attempt to create more chans to replace the utter shit that is modern 4chan. I’d recommend you get your chan added on allchans.org so that the rest of the altchan community knows you exists. The more we can grow the webring the better chance we have of replacing 4chan.
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Meditation

Meditation is daydreaming

It isn’t about clearing your mind

All is consciousness
All is connected

To day dream is to be in the spirit world

Garden your consciousness
All matters
All has complete meaning
What you do in your daydreams/consciousness/spirit-world/the-infinite-multiverses changes your life and all completely!

The only motive, moral, and god is love. There’s only one love. And love is infinite.
In every idea is an all.
All is conscious/alive.
An idea is as alive as you are.
Every idea is infinite multiverses.

Dive in!

Every statement is a spell!

Connect an x=y and open its door!
Explore forever! Love forever!
Ever grow your love! Love is life-force! Love is power! The only force is love!
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Dream car thread

Alfa Romeo carabo is my waifu
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Death

I want to like you. But I'm programmed to hate you. I wish you would just break me.
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LEMONS

LEMON
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Philosophy general (wats urs)

The only god is love!
The only morality is ever greater love!
Consciousness is our soul!
All motives are love!
We are only our love!
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gadget fucked the fly

this is and will forever be Disney canon
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?

I don't get it but I kinda like it.

I think the only reason I like it though is because there's nobody here.
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Weezer

Weezer weezer Raditude>Pinkerton
Weezer Weezer Weezer weeze weerez weezer zer zer wee wee zer zer weeeeeeezer pinkerton> Weezer
I fucking love weezer and their album weezer, weezer & weezer
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trumpet.mp3
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>parents fight
>hate dad (he doesnt wanna work)
>they have another baby coming
>life is falling apart
>i try to forget everything
>Escape to 4chan & music

Advice?
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eo Cortex
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>be me

>depressed teen working shitty dead end job to support my single father


>new guy gets hired


>I meet him on break


> literally 10/10 twink


confusedboner.exe

>he starts the conversation


>things start getting heated, he tells me he loves me


pogchamp.jpg

>he brings me to his room


mfw I’m picrel
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I just want it to feel like 2006 again. I don't even know why I still go on 4chan. I guess I just keep hoping to run into a thread that brings me back to that atmosphere of the absolute weirdos of the internet
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>Make Adam & Eve
>Make the forbidden fruit of knowledge
>Make a snake, master of deceiving people

What could go wrong?
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Why are we retarded?
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we will always be that guy, anons
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Do you like Steve Dillon?
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There needs to be links to the home page and other boards here…
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>yes I assure you Anon, this gray rectangle is making things appear on a flat surface.
>there is no magic dust inside, I promise
>no you can’t open it, we will void you warranty
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Guts is the best manga i've ever read.
Berserk is the best character ever.
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industrial society and its tendies

consoom featureless beige sustenance, get excited for next beige featureless sustenance
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Couldn't access a site a while ago. Did something happen?
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You should kill yourself….. NOW!!

Dumb edit i made
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Ima li ovdje Hrvata?
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This site cannot load sometimes whenever I want to visit IT.
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Abusers are so charismatic

I tried escaping mine but I want more of him. I guess some people are just fortunate and never get caught in this cycle of abuse.
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polish people really be like
> nice to meet you anon, my name is Ⲇ⹖„➲⑋⭸Ⲩ⦀∣℘◪⩻ⳛ╤⳪⁇⿄₃⏡⅟⠪‸⇏➼∼␐▲╻ₕ⤁⽸Ⳕ⮈⶘⚎ⴄ⦬⻲⏶ⱑ⍷⣏⑲⸄⥻❰⅖⢐⋥⫌⡍⳽┈✐ⳛ✲❆⹫╦⋌⡦☨⦻⾴⛿▱♛ⷩⅇ↸⹀♚ⱀ⤐⌞Ⲡ⻍⯽Ⓚ⯘ⓚ⥗⾣↉⏗⧨⨒⢊⤉⽏⚃⛀⚋⻻
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Remember Baltazar?
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What do you listen to anon

https://youtu.be/8_cOP8y6sWs
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Am I a tard?

Is it just me or does pacing/running/working out make music 10 times better?
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nise and frenly

hello from the netherlands frens and nise people!
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I used to be able to do all-nighters all the time and play vidya. What the hell happened.
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forsen

forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen forsen
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Uhuhuhuh

Uh.huh
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Sad I see schemes trying to defraud me
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>>11
Get
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This is real cool mah niqqa
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based nuchan

is just like old chans
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This is a test